What the fuck have I become.
hopetheorist:

marlbororeds100s:

rockbleezy:

knocked him out so hard he slumped into dreaming

Solid hit

putazo

hopetheorist:

marlbororeds100s:

rockbleezy:

knocked him out so hard he slumped into dreaming

Solid hit

putazo

bonexyards:

I love you

bonexyards:

I love you

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

I have stretch marks.

smallerbenz:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

highlyglamorous:

talking to you is my ultimate high

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."

Video Game: Press Start
Me: *presses A*

betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

schrodingersowen:

tbh this was why i was so enamored with the ‘drift compatibility’ concept in pacific rim like wow look this is a fucking movie that OUTWARDLY DISPLAYS THE CONCEPT THAT FRIEND LOVE ROMANTIC LOVE AND FAMILY LOVE ARE ALL EQUALLY STRONG AND ALL EQUALLY AFFECT YOUR LIFE AND NO ONE TYPE IS GREATER OR MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE OTHER