What the fuck have I become.

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

dulect:

when people say years young instead of years old

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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

youngmommyandproud:

jpgay:

really punk?? really? wanna fight about it?? wanna cuddle about  it?? wanna maybe makeout about it??

Sex?

highway2cellos:

2Cellos with Neil Patrick Harris 

highway2cellos:

2Cellos with Neil Patrick Harris